Avery Given Six Game Suspension

So when a player rams another player from behind, head to the glass, possibly knocking him unconscious, possibly knocking him out for a couple of weeks, you get a slap on the wrist and a one game suspension.

When you go in front of a bunch of reporters and make an immature comment (with a slightly sexual reference), the likes of which have defined your career as an agitator in the NHL, you get suspended for six times as long.

Well done Bettman. Well done.