Kostya Kennedy on Crosby

Kostya Kennedy over at SI.com seems to have a bit of a man crush on Sidney Crosby. Short of dissecting the numerous fallacies in this article, the things that jumped out at me were Kennedy calling the Penguins "injury-wracked" (I'll give you injury wracked), calling Alexander Semin large-mouthed, and saying that Cindy is humble, the "anti-Avery," and doesn't "whine." Give me a break. Does he also draw legitimate penalties now?